Hellooooo... me Oog

Hellooooo, me Oog and me caveman. Me think you should make Oog dinner tonight. Oog been eating too much brains. Me no like brains. Me want barbecued garden burger with all the fixins and low calorie Crystal Light. Then me needs to manicure me fingers and moisturize me face. Me no learn about day spa until me was 4,000 years old. Me don't know how me ever survived without invigorating exfoliating mask. Oog getting bored of typing… bored! BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. Me go crazy when me no have cigarette. Me love the refreshing taste.

You enjoy today, and me will most likely see you later if me no get arrested again for public nudity. Me still caveman, therefore me still have stupid Cro-Magnon tendencies. Oops! Me just dropped excrement in me cubicle. Oog's boss no like Oog to go #2 at Oog's desk. Ok, me need to clean Oog's doody before horrific smell travels to Oog's boss's office. Me don't like getting fired. Me go crazy and rip Oog's head off… RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAD! OFF! OOG RIP OOG's HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oog