Dog Dog Dog. dog.

This is Charlie. Charlie is a 14 year old shih tzu that I've had the (clearing my throat) "pleasure" of dog-sitting for the past two weeks. Charlie is a very spoiled dog as you can probably tell, but that is the least interesting detail about him. Charlie has what is known to many as "issues". Take for instance, this pillow he's unabashedly violating. Some 20 minutes after he takes his 50 pills, eats his rice/kibble dinner and rubs his face on the couch, he drags this pillow into the hallway and romances it for what seems like a millennium. The humping wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a GRUNT accompanying each thrust. Today is the last day I have to deal with this crap. Thank everything decent and holy!