Mooooooooooo!!!!!

Moooooooooooo! I'm a sea cow! Flooooooaaaating..... flooooooating.
Mooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I'm in Love-apova

Official "Calm Hysterians" of the Week!

You're evil if you laugh.

Seriously, you're going to hell if you laugh... we're totally serious! Corky is a stallion!

Dog Dog Dog. dog.

This is Charlie. Charlie is a 14 year old shih tzu that I've had the (clearing my throat) "pleasure" of dog-sitting for the past two weeks. Charlie is a very spoiled dog as you can probably tell, but that is the least interesting detail about him. Charlie has what is known to many as "issues". Take for instance, this pillow he's unabashedly violating. Some 20 minutes after he takes his 50 pills, eats his rice/kibble dinner and rubs his face on the couch, he drags this pillow into the hallway and romances it for what seems like a millennium. The humping wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a GRUNT accompanying each thrust. Today is the last day I have to deal with this crap. Thank everything decent and holy!

spelunking

you ever wonder just how many people are watching you pick your nose? i pulled out a big rubbery one about 20 minutes ago and it kinda snapped onto my finger (which was clean) like it had an anchoring in my nostril...i swear to god it made a noise as it hit the finger tip. anyway, i looked at it in utter amazement; just crazy about how something so huge could just come jetting out my nose. then i wondered, as i have (and have not) many times before, just who the hell is watching me admire this booger? a quick slip of the demon between the fingers and a slow non-chalant turn in the office chair, just to see who's paying attention to anything in my remote direction. nothing this time, but what about all those other times?

Cloud of Worthlessness

So, I'm sitting here at my desk feeling guilty for not having the mental capacity to focus on the projects I'm supposed to be working on. I wonder when I'm going to abandon my Teen/early-Tween sleeping schedule, which consists of small increments of sleep here and there whenever there's nothing else going on. Am I making sense? I feel like my heart could stop at any moment... that's how tired I am right now. I just ate a piece of cheesecake and I'm sipping on luke-warm coffee, trying desperately to bring my mind to a level to which I can BS my way through the rest of the day. Sleep is good for the mind. I need to get more of it. That's all for now...

is this making sense? what am i trying to say?

i've got little time so i'll make this brief. this blog is a great idea. i have to poop. my phone is missing. oooooo.....poo shiver.