The Good Sense!

It is now time to pick up where Shane and Ryan have left off three years ago!  Redeem the world thru the torture of various children and pigmies.  Local dime stores have run amok and Gillian Murphy is a name no longer spoken about in family dinner discussions.  How rude and unbecoming the demise of the Hitler youth not to recognize that need.  

So everyone strap on  your strap-ons and get ready for some good ol' napalm of excellence!  

Bill Gates Goes to College

Subject: FW: (insert whatever cliche corporate verbage you prefer, here)

Dear Societal Slave,

I wanted to let you know that I'm through with being a conformist consumer droid and I've elevated myself to a point where I no longer have a use for a conventional name. I do not expect you to understand this, because you are still imprisoned in your earthly body and cannot reach me at my heightened level of knowledge, fashion and uniquely designed facial hair. From this point forward, I will be known simply as:



Additionally, if you must address me verbally, please address me with your best impression of a seal barking. The seal represents my inner torment and the lust for spiritual enlightenment and the arctic darkness of my eternal solitude.

One more thing… the next time you see me, do not be alarmed, as you might think someone far superior to my former pathetic existence has taken control of my cubicle. I have altered my appearance to fully assimilate myself into the great circuiting of egotistical supremacy. To avoid blowing your simple minds, here is a nearly accurate portrayal of what you can expect of my new earthly appearance of glamour and superciliousness:


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Seal Bark + symbol = career suicide
The Department Formerly Known as Marketing
Nowhere and Everywhere
(800)-telepathy
sealbark.symbol@noandeverywhere.com

Shane in South Park

I would pay SO much money to see this character in an episode!!!

Tragic. Just tragic.

Someone asked us how we felt about the increasing gas prices...

camping with bros. or...bro. awesome. 

I AM A BANANA!